The perpetually whiny ACLU, and two of their puppets
What are they whining about?
The ACLU will literally go after anyone for press coverage. Clearly, this was a perfect scenario for them to step in. The Sweeny ISD? Really? Freaking conniving muckrakers. Two lazy punks out of 1,850 don’t have the decency to stand for our nation’s Pledge of Allegiance, so the ACLU takes the reigns (much like they did with the little atheist girl), and imposes their anti-patriotic sentiments on the entire school district. Do they still have to keep their hand over heart and recite while seated? Before it’s all said and done they’ll be pushing for students who don’t want to hear the pledge to have the right to put on their iPods and enjoy some Lady Gaga every morning during the traditional recital. If you won’t stand and respect the flag of the United States of America, then what the hell are you doing here?
Obviously this tiny school district and their limited legal resources can’t stand up to the mighty ACLU and their team of high-powered lawyers, who have nothing better to do than pick fights with organizations outside of their weight class, so they’ve been forced to “relax” their policies. Superintendent Randy Miksch’s interview is priceless. He sounds like he’s been forcing down Vicodin to “relax” and keep from ringing someone’s neck. He did state this debacle has increased patriotism in the district, which is one good thing that can be taken from this ridiculous situation. Hopefully he’ll rock a pantyhose on his head, and sneak these disrespectful seniors into the janitorial closet, giving them an old-school educational broomstick paddling they’ll never forget.
Let me start by pointing out the facial hair on the first two interviewees. If they won’t give up a percentage of their excessive GPAs, perhaps they can sacrifice a percentage of those chops to be redistributed among students with less fortunate sideburns. Yes, we know…it took you months to grow that pathetic facial hair in an attempt to look gruff. “It just isn’t fair. I work for what I have.” This is the same classic, valid argument that conservative earners in this country have been making for years. We all work hard for our money. Sure, some of us were lucky to have more opportunities than others, but that’s life. Your parents should’ve told you: “Life is not fair.”
If we apply the basic principles that drive the liberals’ arguments for redistribution of wealth to other aspects of society, things get weird pretty quickly. When asked if the wealthy should be taxed disproportionately in order to help the fiscally challenged, the democrats always say yes. Contrarily, if you ask them to give up a percentage of whatever-the-fuck it is they have, they don’t understand (as seen in the featured video). Well, libs, you can’t pick and choose where you want your illogical standards to apply. Life does not start and stop at your convenience.
Plenty of successful people grew up in unfortunate circumstances and had to grind their way out of the gutter. That’s the American Dream in a nutshell. When we chastise the prosperous for earning their piece of the pie, we tarnish the dream we so desperately need to protect. What motivation do people have to work hard, better our country, and make something of themselves if we’re constantly bickering over handouts and freebies? If you don’t want to sacrifice the things you work hard for, don’t ask others to do so.
You’ve got to be shitting me. It’s bad enough that Obama is trying to violate my wallet, but now actual rapists are getting in on the monetary gangbang? Of course, the classic reformist arguments emerge: “He’s a human being,” “Everyone deserves a second chance, we all mess up,” blah…blah…blah. It’s not like the man lost focus and got into a fender bender. It’s not as if he borrowed a fucking screwdriver and forgot to return it. He raped a 13-year-old female family member for fuck’s sake. Now taxpayers might have to fork out as much as $800,000 for this scumbag to get a new ticker? No. Let the clock run out on this sexual deviant.
David Simons, a future Yale Law School student, and Angela Wood, a future Drexel Law School student, attempt to take on Bill O’Reilly and rub their liberal stench on the youth of America. Bad move. Bill promptly gets inside the minds of these hippie mutants, who seem to believe that a socialist America is the best way to go.
CLEARLY, the upper-class didn’t get to the top by going to college and working their balls off. It’s COMPLETELY acceptable that you tax 50% of their earnings, simply because a large percentage of the country (liberals) decided that high school was too tough. These poor misunderstood individuals didn’t want to be slaves to “the Man”, so they stuck it to him by smoking the devil’s lettuce, jamming Creedence Clearwater Revival, and playing ultimate frisbee. Now that their pathetic lives consist of 9-to-5 janitor positions and the overnight shifts at Dunkin’ Donuts to feed their five hippie offspring, they come to us with their hands out, saying they need help.
Why not? Let’s help all the loser burnouts that crumbled away and couldn’t make something of themselves. It’s not their fault they were born with a genetic predisposition to laziness. These libs seem to believe that if we simply give them everything their lives will be better. There are two ways to go about life:
Use your brain and work your ass off; then write a check to the government for 50% of your income.
Take the easy way out and let the “fortunate” people pay for your “health, house, and food”…no sense in working if it can just be given to you right?
After all: “Those who have benefited from the American Dream should help those who are not as fortunate as they are.” Right?
It’s every stoner’s favorite “holiday,” where dumb ass potheads become even more utterly useless. On this 4/20, we are once again forced to listen to these mindless slap-dicks bitch about legalizing their sacred herb. The mental patient in this classic YouTube video is a perfect example of why drugs should never be legalized. Holy shit he has some seriously twisted logic: “All drugs in this country should be legal. If you commit a crime while on those drugs, you should be prosecuted for the crime, but not for doing drugs.” I’d say it’s likely that this “crime” could have been avoided all together if you weren’t cracked out of your mind. This raving lunatic has apparently chosen to ignore the negative physical and mental side effects of drugs, as well as problems with addiction. Further, if it wasn’t for illegal drugs great drug movies like Scarface and Blow wouldn’t exist.
We get it buddy, you’re high as a kite from torching golf-ball sized crack rocks, but it’s time to step down off your demented soapbox filled with uppers. If this guy is smoking the plant he so adamantly proclaims should be legalized, then he’s definitely lacing his shit with some potent stimulants. “Look man…the President did it!” Yeah, he also kept his shit together on camera, unlike yourself.
Listen little girl, the words “Heavenly Father” and “amen” aren’t meant to be offensive or discriminatory. Try and pretend, just for a second, that you’re a team player with a shred of decency in your Godless, over-opinionated brain. Is it really necessary to take such drastic steps ensuring that you ruin everyone’s day?
“I am an atheist. I don’t believe in the Heavenly Father and I wouldn’t like to see that posted on a wall in my school.”
Ok, well just don’t acknowledge it. This is America, and our great country was founded on Christian beliefs. It’s perfectly fine if you choose not to acknowledge a religion, but don’t go out of your way to make it harder for others to recognize theirs. How freaking egocentric are you?
“This prayer is basically saying that our school is Christian or Catholic…I’m not.”
Typical move by the notorious ACLU: Take the little atheist girl, put her in front of huge bookshelves, and give her a pre-written speech stating how hurt and offended she is by the religious vocabulary on her school’s banner, in the pledge of allegiance, and on the dollar bill. We’re not changing the dollar bill you psychotic little mutant. Plenty of nonbelievers before you were okay with the official motto of our country, “In God We Trust.” By the way, wonderful use of the classic “look-up-for-a-split-second-after-reading-each-line-to-make-it-seem-like- you’ve-read-the-speech-before-even-though-a-bunch-of-greedy-lib-lawyers-just-handed-it-to-you” strategy.
This is exactly why I live in a gated community. This, and the Tom Fazio golf course in my back yard. It’s because of sickos like Lonnie Johnson that I have to strap a .44 Magnum to my kid’s leg before she heads to the nunnery for school every morning. This whack-job has been charged with 21 counts of sexual abuse, including 5 counts of rape, and he’s allowed to roam free on some sort of crazy rape loophole hall pass? He’s sane enough to be released from mental health facilities, yet he’s not competent enough to stand trial? Come on…the guy was “competent” enough to seduce and marry a victim’s aunt, just so he could throw a molestation party with the niece. It blows my normal, capable mind that one judge ruled this sexual deviant mentally ill in 2007, and now another says he isn’t a danger to society and can go free. The guy was already charged for sexual abuse crimes in Oregon. Judge James Taylor, and his mustache that could be featured on To Catch a Predator, will have the final say on what happens with this case. I’ll tell you what should happen: Lonnie Johnson should be chemically castrated. I can hear the dems yelling, “Rapists are people too! They can change!” Shut Up Libs. It’s because of your ridiculous rehabilitation strategies and second chance policies that freaks like this are walking the streets.
For centuries, American youth have been in a timeless battle against the Baseball Gods. From little leaguers wearing smelly socks every game, to Bull Durham’s “Nuke” LaLoosh pitching in his European man thong, superstition is as important to the game as Copenhagen Snuff. The steroid culture has shown that everyone is looking for an edge. Sometimes you have to go the extra mile, even if it means decapitating a chicken with a garden hoe on the pitchers mound so Shoeless Joe’s ghost can enjoy a midnight chicken basket. Legendary Cub’s first baseman Mark Grace developed a foolproof system for dealing with extended periods of struggle at the plate. The “slumpbuster,” as he coined it, was simple enough: get scotch drunk and take down the fattest hog at the bar. He claims this worked like a charm throughout his 16-year career. In a country where 23 million chickens are killed each day for human consumption, PETA decides to bring down the hammer on these two ballplayers for trying to bump their batting averages? Come on. They’re young and naive, not sick and demented.
Lunatic-lefty Katherine Windels, a Wisconsin preschool and kindergarten teacher, sent death threats to 16 Senators and their families because of their positions on a budget-repair bill. If history has taught us anything, it’s that when things don’t go your way during budget-repair, the only solution is to send psychotic emails to those responsible saying, “You will be killed and your family will be killed.” What an unstable and unattractive woman. I find it disturbing not only that someone deemed this nut competent to teach children, but also that law enforcement didn’t see her as an immanent threat worthy of arrest. She even admitted to sending the emails, but claimed she had no intention of acting upon said threats. Bitch is crazy and needs to be locked up.
This is a YouTube classic from 2008, if you haven’t seen it you’re in for a real treat. Environmental extremist group, Earth First, has a cry-circle for a dead tree. Look at these dirty hippies…those trees would rather be thrown through the pulp grinder twice than be further molested by these societal bottom feeders. Take a fucking shower, get a haircut, and look for a real job you blubbering fools. At least one of these forest fuckers has to be sitting there fake-crying, and thinking, “Holy crap what have I gotten myself into, these people are bat-shit crazy.” I should have invited these characters to the clearing of my family’s land in Aspen to make way for my new ski cabin. That would have been a sight to see. They’d be yelling, “THERE IS NO GOD, but these trees had souls!” In closing, who invited Mitch Kramer from Dazed and Confused, and why does the video end with him screaming like he’s having Ben Affleck paddle-scene flashbacks?
WhinyLiberal.com is a community-driven, political comedy website from Grandex LLC. This website was inspired by the never-ending whines of entitlement and lack of self-sufficiency from this Nation’s politically challenged. Whether you’re whining about undeserved hand-outs or the protection of some insignificant endangered salamander, please, shut up.