April 2011
13 posts
Rapist Seeks Heart Transplant From Taxpayers
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Who’s whining?
Reformist rape lovers
What are they whining about?
You’ve got to be shitting me. It’s bad enough that Obama is trying to violate my wallet, but now actual rapists are getting in on the monetary gangbang? Of course, the classic reformist arguments emerge: “He’s a human being,” “Everyone deserves a second...
Angry Atheist Says “Heavenly Father” Hurts Her Feelings
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Who’s whining?
Atheist Liberal Demon Child
What are they whining about?
Listen little girl, the words “Heavenly Father” and “amen” aren’t meant to be offensive or discriminatory. Try and pretend, just for a second, that you’re a team player with a shred of decency in your Godless, over-opinionated...
Utah Puts Polygamy Problems On Back-Burner. Lets Child Rapist Walk Free.
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Who’s whining?
Rehabilitation Advocates
What are they whining about?
This is exactly why I live in a gated community. This, and the Tom Fazio golf course in my back yard. It’s because of sickos like Lonnie Johnson that I have to strap a .44 Magnum to my kid’s leg before she heads to the...
High School Baseball Players Charged Over Chicken Sacrifice
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Who’s whining?
PETA
What are they whining about?
For centuries, American youth have been in a timeless battle against the Baseball Gods. From little leaguers wearing smelly socks every game, to Bull Durham’s “Nuke” LaLoosh pitching in his European man thong, superstition is as important to the game as...
Stryofoam Dan Saves Half a Mill, Enviro-Libs Outrade
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Who’s whining?
Congressional Enviro-Libs
What are they whining about?
In 2007 Nancy Pelosi enacted the “Green the Capitol” program, part of which replaced traditional cafeteria utensils and to-go boxes with environmentally friendly alternatives. These “alternatives” basically biodegrade right in front of your...